4-Entanglement Jokes, Because Physics

A place where particles can be in two places at once, and so can our sense of humor.

Why did the entangled particle go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little disconnected!

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Why did the physicist break up with his girlfriend?

Because he found her wave function to be non-orthogonal!

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Why did the Schrödinger's cat join a band?

Because it was a purr-fectly entangled instrument!

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Warning: Entanglement jokes may cause spontaneous laughter, but only if you're not too entangled in your seriousness.

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