Super Toaster: The Quantum Uncertainty Edition
"Reality is not always 100% efficient, but our toaster is always 100% efficient... in its own way." - Dr. P.
Warning: Do not try to understand the quantum mechanics behind this toaster. You will only end up with a bad headache and possibly a burnt breakfast.
Features:
- 100% toast efficiency (in our lab, at least)
- Quantum entanglement-enabled defrosting system
- Self-adjusting toaster settings for optimal toastiness
- Unpredictable but always surprising toast ejection patterns