Dr. Pete's Randomly Incoherent Jokes

Here is a completely absurd joke for you: Why did the mannequin break up with his girlfriend? Because he was a totally stiff situation.

Even More Incongruent Joke 2

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath!

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