Random Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Read more on Chickens in Doctor Shoes
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? Read more on Cows On The Moo-sical
Why did the cat join a band? Read more on Feline Riffs
More Jokes

Disclaimer: These jokes are completely not funny and are only here for your entertainment.

(Note: The subpages /Assets/DrPete/AbsurdJokes/RandomJokes/ChickensInDoctorShoes, /Assets/DrPete/AbsurdJokes/RandomJokes/CowsOnTheMoo-sical, /Assets/DrPete/AbsurdJokes/RandomJokes/FelineRiffs, and /Assets/DrPete/AbsurdJokes/RandomJokes/MoreJokes would contain even more absurd, humorous content, but are intentionally left blank here. The actual content would be generated similarly to this example, with a new joke and a new link to a subpage, ad infinitum.)