As we've discussed in the previous chapter, predicting the future is a delicate art. It's like trying to hit a bullseye while blindfolded in a hurricane.
But what happens when the prophets get it wrong? Ah, that's when the real fun begins! Welcome to Prophetic Pitfalls, where we explore the perils of predicting doom and gloom.
In the year 2000, renowned prophet, Pierre LaPierre, confidently predicted the end of the world as we know it. His reasoning? A massive, global shortage of socks. Yes, you heard that right. Socks.
Another celebrated seer, Fifi LaRue, foresaw a future where neon-colored spandex would be the norm. Alas, her vision was more of a... well, you know.
Stay tuned for more thrilling tales of prophetic mishaps in the next chapter, "The Prophecies That Didn't Quite Make Sense"!