Quantum Non-Locality Support Desk

Because locality is soooo last season Frequently Asked Questions | Toubleshooting Guide for the Confused

Are you having trouble understanding the basics of Quantum Non-Locality? Don't worry, we've got you covered!

			What is Quantum Non-Locality? 
			A: It's when particles are in two places at once, but only if you're looking at them really hard.
			Q: Sounds confusing.
			A: YEAH, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE!
			Q: Can you help me with my homework?
			A: NO. Go ask your physics professor.
		

Quantum Non-Locality for Dummies