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A: We're not really sure. We think they're wizards who use code instead of wands.
See our FAQ about Prophets who aren't ProphetsA: Only if you're willing to pay our consultation fee of 1000 gold doubloons.
Learn about our consultation feesA: No. That's not our thing. We only fix code. Unless you're willing to pay for our services, in which case, we might consider it.
Learn about our computer fixing servicesA: That's like asking what's the best kind of wizardry to use. It depends on your mood. We recommend using the one with the most sparkles.
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