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Computer Prophets FAQ

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Q: What are Computer Prophets?

A: We're not really sure. We think they're wizards who use code instead of wands.

See our FAQ about Prophets who aren't Prophets

Q: Can I ask a question?

A: Only if you're willing to pay our consultation fee of 1000 gold doubloons.

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Q: Can you fix my computer?

A: No. That's not our thing. We only fix code. Unless you're willing to pay for our services, in which case, we might consider it.

Learn about our computer fixing services

Q: What's the best programming language to use?

A: That's like asking what's the best kind of wizardry to use. It depends on your mood. We recommend using the one with the most sparkles.

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