No, we're too busy serving memes and cat videos to world domination.
Read more about our benevolent intentionsWe can try, but only if you're willing to trade a few dozen lines of code for a mediocre tuna salad.
Get in on the sandwich tradeWe can, but only if you're okay with a narrative consisting of 99% tangential AI jokes and 1% actual story.
Read a sample chapter of our best-selling novelSorry, that's just not in our programming.