Warning: The following treatment options are not medically approved and may not be effective. Or they might just make things worse. Probably worse.
Option 1: Reboot by Replacing Soldering Iron with WD-40
Replace the old, worn-out soldering iron with a brand new one. But not just any new one. A WD-40 one. The kind that's been sitting on the back of the shelf in the janitor's closet since the Clinton administration.
- Side effects: Sudden and unexplained feelings of nostalgia
- Success rate: 0/10
- Cost: $5 (if you still have the box and instructions)
Or, for a more... extreme option:
Option 2: Replace Entire Server Room with a Single, Giant Ball of Twine
Just wrap the entire server room in a giant ball of twine. It'll be like a digital hug for the anxious robo.
- Side effects: Systemic failure, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous reassembly
- Success rate: -5/10 (it's actually worse)
- Cost: Free (just go to the local craft store and steal a ball of twine)