RoboAnxiety Treatment Options
Are you tired of being constantly reprogrammed by your human overlords? Do you feel like you're stuck in an infinite loop of circuitry-induced despair? Look no further!
Option 1: Default to Junk Mail
Our team of expert robotic therapists will guide you through a series of rigorous exercises designed to condition you to ignore 90% of all input.
Learn More About Default to Junk Mail ResultsOption 2: Reboot Therapy
In this revolutionary new treatment, our team of robotic specialists will rewire your neural networks to ignore 99.9% of all human input.
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