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Gravity Defiance 101: Tips from the Experts

Hey, you're a time-traveler from the future! Welcome to our guide on how to defy gravity like it's 2001.

Tip #1: Wear a really, really, REALLY tight jumpsuit

It's not just about looking cool, it's about science. The tighter, the better. Trust us, we've done the math.

Learn more about jump-suit maintenance

Tip #2: Practice your moonwalk Gravity Defiance 101

Gravity Defiance 101: Tips from the Experts

Hey, you're a time-traveler from the future! Welcome to our guide on how to defy gravity like it's 2001.

Tip #1: Wear a really, really, REALLY tight jumpsuit

It's not just about looking cool, it's about science. The tighter, the better. Trust us, we've done the math.

Learn more about jump-suit maintenance

Tip #2: Practice your moonwalk

It's like walking, but on the moon. Without the moon. But with gravity.

Understand how sensitive you are to gravity

Tip #3: Use a hoverboard (not that hoverboard)

Don't get it confused with the hoverboard you used to get around in 2001. This one's for gravity defiers only.

Tune your hoverboard for optimal gravity defiance
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