Are you questioning the life choices that led you here, friend?
1. We have a vast library of completely useless information at your disposal.
2. Our team of experts in doing nothing will be happy to provide more nothing.
3. You'll never have to leave the building, because, well, you're already here.
1. The fluorescent lighting is actually a form of torture.
2. You might actually learn something, and we can't have that.
3. Our break room is actually a front for a secret society of highly caffeinated individuals.
Is This The Worst Use Of My Time?
The Best Use Of My Time Is In The Break Room
Or, you know, just stay and enjoy the existential dread.
— Management