FAQs: Is This the Best Use of My Time?

Q: Is watching cat videos 24/7 really the best use of my time?

A: No, but it's a good way to train your brain for the impending robot uprising.

Q: Can I use my time more productively by folding a fitted sheet?

Q: Can I use my time more productively by folding a fitted sheet?

A: Only if you're planning to start a career in professional origami. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of wasted time folding.

Q: Is reading the news really the best use of my time?

A: No, it's like trying to drink from a firehose filled with existential dread. Stick with cat videos, trust us.

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