Even More Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: The meaning of life is 42. But only if you're a mathematician, otherwise it's whatever.

Q: Why is the sky blue?

A: It's actually because of all the tiny, invisible Smurfs painting it with their little brushes.

Q: How do I become a professional snail trainer?Q: How do I become a professional snail trainer?

A: First, find a snail. Then, stare at it for exactly 27 minutes and 14 seconds while thinking about its greatness. Finally, whisper "You're a winner, snail!" to it. Voilà! You're a snail whisperer.

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