Q: Will I ever be able to eat ice cream for breakfast again?
A: Unfortunately, the consequences of your actions will likely result in a lifetime ban from all ice cream shops.
Q: Will I still be able to play video games for 12 hours straight?
A: Only if you develop a condition that requires you to constantly play video games, which will likely be diagnosed as a serious mental health issue.
Q: Will I ever be able to wear these ridiculous pants again?
A: Only if you develop a time machine and travel back to a point before you bought them.
Q: Can I still blame my cat for the consequences of my actions?
A: Unfortunately, your cat will not be able to take the fall for you, but it will still be willing to listen to your excuses for 5 hours a day.