Q: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
A: We're still working on it. In the meantime, try the Existential Crisis Support Group for some answers.
Q: Why is my toaster not toasting my bread?
A: That's a tough one. Try Toaster Troubleshooting for some help.
Q: Can you write a 500-word essay on the societal implications of pineapple on pizza?
A: Ugh, do I really have to? Fine. Here's a hastily written, poorly researched essay for you.
Q: Why do I always get lost in the woods?
A: You're probably just following the map. Take a map-reading class to avoid this in the future.
Q: Can you solve my math homework for me?
A: Ha! Like that's going to happen. Solve it yourself, buddy.