What Happens If I Get A Full?

According to our highly scientific and utterly useless calculations, if you get a full, you will:

Experience a 100% increase in your ability to consume 3am snacks

(Note: This effect is cumulative. Repeat the behavior multiple times for maximum results.)

Develop a strong affinity for neon colors

(Disclaimer: Side effects may include increased visibility to law enforcement during traffic stops.)

Gain temporary immunity to boredom and tedium

(Warning: This effect may not last longer than the duration of your favorite video game.)

Be asked to leave all social gatherings within a 5-foot radius

(Side effects may include: awkward silences, confused expressions, and the need for a new set of friends.)