You asked the universe for help, but it's just giving you more problems.
Apparently, the universe is just trying to keep you on your toes. Literally. We're talking multiple toes, each in a parallel universe where they're being used for different, equally important purposes.
Because, have you seen our maintenance bill? We're talking exponential complexity here. One problem? No thanks.
Ha! No. That's not how it works. You need to juggle, simultaneously, multiple, parallel problems. It's like trying to pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time, but with more universe-altering consequences.