ประกา prophets and physicists be warned: Quantum Entanglement Safety Tips are about to get real.
When dealing with entangled particles, always wear protective eyewear and a helmet. You know, just in case you get caught in a superposition and need to make a quick escape.
Never, ever, ever, ever,ประกา you with a entangled toaster. The consequences will be... entangled.
Do not attempt to use entanglement to win at poker. You will lose. Trust us, we've done the math.