Quantum Entanglement Safety Tips

Disclaimer: We're not actually responsible for any damage caused by quantum entanglement. You're on your own.

Tip 1: Don't try to hold a superposition of states

• It's just not worth it, trust us.
• We've seen it end badly.

Tip 2: Be cautious of Schrödinger's cat

• It's not just a thought experiment, folks.
• The cat's watching, waiting for you to make up your mind.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Tip 3: Don't try to tunnel through space-time