Warning: Quantum gravity may cause spontaneous human combustion, spontaneous human implosion, or spontaneous human teleportation into a vortex of catnip and disco balls. We're not kidding. Don't say we didn't warn you.
As a responsible guide prophets Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion Preventing Spontaneous Human Implosion Preventing Spontaneous Human Teleportation Preventing Spontaneous Human Catnip Induced Vortex
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