Quantum Superposition Joke Examples
Because entanglement is so last season
Here are some jokes that will make you laugh, but not really, because, you know, quantum mechanics.
Why was the photon excited?
Because it was a particle in a superposition of states! ...
Get it? Like it's in two places at once, but also in a state of high anxiety.
Entanglement is like...
...when you're in a relationship, but not really, because you're also in a superposition of states, and also in a relationship with a different person, and also with the cat, and also with the couch, and...
Wait, what were we talking about again?
Quantum fluctuation joke
Why did the particle go to the party?
I don't know, it just fluctuated!