Dear Quantum Physics Enthusiast, it's time to face the facts: you're doing wavefunction theory wrong.
Start with the basics: Superposition
Don't even get me started on Entanglement
You're making a mess with your Measurment of Uncertainty
Wavefunction collapse? More like Wavefunction Worrying
Schrödinger's cat? More like Schrödinger's Cat-astrophe
Best regards, The Wavefunction Woes Quiz Committee