White Hole Safety Tips
Because you're planning to visit a white hole in the fabric of spacetime, you should know this:
- Don't try to touch the singularity. Trust us, it's not worth it.
- Don't bring your credit cards, they won't work. You can't even get a latte near a white hole, let alone a loan.
- Don't try to take a selfie with a black hole. The laws of physics don't apply, but your phone's camera will still break.
Also, be aware that white holes are like in-laws - they'll just suck the joy out of your existence.
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