Quantum Leaking 101

What's the deal with Quantum Leaking?

Quantum Leaking is a thing that happens. It's when a wormhole in your kitchen starts spilling quantum foam into your basement, and you're all "Oh no, not the socks!"

Q: Will it ever stop leaking?

No. It won't. That's why you should just accept the inevitable and start wearing those socks on the outside of your clothes, like a fashionable quantum refugee.

A: Can I stop it from leaking?

Ha! You think you can just "fix" the multiverse? Newsflash: you can't. But, hey, at least your basement will be the coolest in the neighborhood, thanks to the free negative space.

Useless Socks: A Guide

Q: What about the socks?

We've got a whole page for that. Useless Socks is a comprehensive guide to making the most out of your quantum-leaking socks.

Quantum Socks