Welcome to the Many-Worlds Interpretation of Quantum Superposition. In this realm, every possibility exists in a parallel universe, and you're probably wondering how you got here.
It's simple, really. You took a wrong turn on your way to the coffee shop, and now you're stuck in an infinite loop of what-ifs.
Don't worry, we've got the answers to all your questions. Well, most of them. Okay, maybe just a few.
But seriously, folks, in the Many-Worlds Interpretation, every possibility is a reality. So if you're feeling stuck, just try a different universe.
Want to talk to your past self? Try Parallel Universe Regret.
Need help dealing with existential dread? Check out Infinite Doom Loop.