Many Worlds Are My Therapist: Quantum Superposition Support Group

Welcome, fellow many-worlders! I'm glad you're here. It's a relief to finally be able to talk to someone who understands.

I'm stuck in a infinite loop of Schrödinger's cat scenarios. Help! I love a good decoherence I need a therapist who understands quantum mechanics

Disclaimer: This website is a joke. But also not really.

Please don't actually go to a therapist who understands quantum mechanics. They'll just tell you to "quantize your emotions" and charge you $200/hr.