Where the laws of physics are more like suggestions, and the rules of logic are just for fun.
I've got a superpower that's out of this world, literally.
With the ability to exist in multiple realities at once, I'm like a superhero, but without the cape or the angst.
Just think of all the places I can be at once: in the kitchen, in the bedroom, and in the fridge (for that matter).
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