Time Paradox Fashion Disasters: A Guide

Congratulations on attempting to navigate the treacherous waters of time-traveling fashion!

Below, you'll find our comprehensive guide on how to avoid the most heinous fashion crimes of the timestream:

1. The Ancient Egyptian Turban Disaster

Don't wear a turban with anything that's not a pharaoh's beard. Trust us, it's a timeless mistake.

Preventing The Turban

2. The Victorian Mourning Dress Catastrophe