Fluctuation Log: Quantum Solutions

You asked, we answered: "What happens when I press the Quantum Fluctuation button?"

It turns out, your actions have created a paradoxical feedback loop.

Here's the breakdown:

• Initial Fluctuation: You pressed the button.
• Secondary Fluctuation: Our servers experienced a temporary lag.
• Primary Paradox: The universe decided to have a good laugh at your expense.
• Quantum Fluctuation 2.0: Your actions have been reset to the start of time, but with a 50% chance of creating another paradox.

Try again? (You know you want to)

Note: Do not try this again. Seriously, don't.