Temporal Loopholes

The Novikov Paradox: A Time Traveler's Guide to Avoiding Causality

Warning: Temporal Loopholes are not for the faint of heart. Poking holes in the fabric of time can have unforeseen consequences, like turning your socks into tiny hamsters or causing the laws of physics to spontaneously combust.

To avoid these perils, we've compiled a list of solutions to the Novikov Paradox:

• Temporal Shielding - A protective force field to deflect rogue time particles
• Chrono-Surfing - A technique to surf the waves of time and avoid causality
• Quantum Fluctuations - Harnessing the uncertainty principle to bend time to your will

Visit us again soon, and we'll try not to mess with your past (or future, or present, or whatever)