Preemption Paradox: The Time Traveler's Guide to Not Messing Things Up

Warning: Preemption Paradoxes can be Hazardous to Your Health and Sanity!

Are you tired of traveling through time, only to find out that every decision you make leads to the same boring outcome? Do you yearn for a sense of agency, a feeling that your choices actually mean something? Look no further than the Preemption Paradox!

With the Preemption Paradox, you can travel back in time, make a new choice, and see how things would have turned out differently. But be warned: every time you try, you'll end up back where you started. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more explosions and fewer Bill Murray impressions.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Preemption Paradox Calculator to see just how likely you are to succeed:

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And don't forget to check out our Frequently Asked Questions about the Preemption Paradox:

Frequently Asked Questions about Preemption Paradoxes

Q: Is the Preemption Paradox real?

Yes, it's real! Or at least, it's as real as a paradox can be. We're not saying it's not real, but... actually, yes, it's real.

Q: Can the Preemption Paradox be used for evil?

Only if you want it to be. But be warned, the Preemption Paradox has a way of coming back around. You might end up right where you started, but with a few more wrinkles.

Q: Can I use the Preemption Paradox to get rich and famous?

Sorry, no. We're not saying it can't happen, but it's not going to happen. The Preemption Paradox is more likely to get you stuck in an infinite loop of boredom and despair.

Q: Can I really trust the Preemption Paradox Calculator?

You can try, but don't say we didn't warn you. The Preemption Paradox Calculator is only as accurate as the laws of physics allow. Which is to say, not very.

Q: What's the deal with the Preemption Paradox Gallery?

It's just a bunch of pictures. Of paradoxes. With words.