Prehistoric Probs Solved: A Brief History of Time Traveler's Regrets

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Warning: The following cases are presented without judgment and are intended for entertainment purposes only. Please do not attempt to recreate these scenarios in real-time.

Case Study 1: The Time Traveler Who Forgot to Bring Snacks

In the depths of the Mesozoic Era, a time traveler named Bob forgot to pack snacks for his journey. After hours of walking through the scorching hot desert, Bob's blood sugar levels plummeted, causing him to stumble and stagger towards a nearby watering hole.

Result: Bob became an unwitting participant in a Pteranidact snack food commercial shoot, starring as a "tough" caveman.
Case Study 2: The Time Traveler Who Got Lost in the Cretaceous Period

A time traveler named Alice wandered into a tar pit and got stuck. After days of waiting for rescue, she began to hallucinate and started talking to her own reflection in a nearby pond.

Result: A new species of aquatic plant life was discovered in the tar pit, named "Alice's Tears."
Case Study 3: The Time Traveler Who Tried to Fix the Dinosaurs' Love Lives

A time traveler named Chuck attempted to play matchmaker between two rival dinosaur clans. After a series of failed attempts, he realized that love is a lot harder to fix than a time-space-continuum.

Result: A new field of study was born: "Temporal Relationship Counseling."
Case Study 4: The Time Traveler Who Got Caught in a Dinosaur's Hairdo

A time traveler named Dave got his hair caught in a Triceratops's frill. After hours of trying to free himself, he finally had to settle for a messy, frill-based pompadour.

Result: A new trend in ancient hairstyles was born: "The Prehistoric Pompadour."
Case Study 5: The Time Traveler Who Got Lost in the Permian Period

A time traveler named Eve got lost in the Permian Period and ended up in a coal mine. After days of digging, she finally found a hidden underground lake, but not before realizing that the coal was not as valuable as she thought.

Result: A new field of study was born: "Permanently Lost in Time."
Case Study 6: The Time Traveler Who Tried to Take a Selfie with a Dinosaur

A time traveler named Tim tried to take a selfie with a T-Rex, but the dinosaur was not having it. After multiple failed attempts, Tim finally realized that you can't force a good selfie with a creature that's about to become the King of the Food Chain.

Result: A new rule was born: "Don't try to take a selfie with a creature that will inevitably eat you."
Case Study 7: The Time Traveler Who Got Stuck in a Time Loop

A time traveler named Sam got stuck in a time loop, reliving the same 5 minutes over and over again. After 1000 iterations, he finally figured out that the key to escaping was to just accept his fate and enjoy the ride.

Result: A new field of study was born: "Temporal Loop Therapy."