Temporal Loophole '23: The Guide

Warning: Time travel is hazardous to your sanity. Proceed with caution.

Tip 4: Avoid Parallel Universes

Don't try to visit alternate realities. They're like bad Yelp reviews - full of disappointment and despair.

Instead, focus on fixing the timeline in our reality. It's like fixing a leaky faucet, but with more explosions and less soap scum.

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Subtip 1: Parallel Park

When visiting alternate realities, always bring a map. Trust us, you'llประก get lost in the infinite iterations of the same street.

Subtip 2: Don't Eat the Food

It's not just a myth, the food in parallel universes can be hazardous to your health. And don't even get us started on the tap water.