Temporal tightening is a phenomenon where time gets so tight, it starts to resemble a poorly knitted sweater. Don't worry, it's just a timey thing.
Answer: Don't think about it prophets, or else it'll just get worse.
No, it won't. But if you're worried, you can just buy a toaster that's already been through time travel. They're like 10% off this month.
Only if you're willing to risk being eaten by a velociraptor. Or, you know, just don't do that.
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