We've quarantined time itself!

But don't worry, it's not as serious as it sounds! It's just us, trying to figure out why our time-traveling toaster is still stuck on 1982.

We've tried everything from quantum entanglement to Schrödinger's cat, but nothing seems to be working.

Want to help us crack the code? Click here for our quantum quarantine theory.

Or maybe you'd rather read some time-traveling jokes while we're at it.