Local Lingo

For those of you time-traveling through the space-time continuum, you might find that the local language has evolved quite a bit since your time. Here are some phrases that have been phased out, yet still linger on in our quaint village:

• 'Its a total loss'
• 'Youre in charge'
• 'Im good to go'

Don't worry, these aren't entirely lost to the sands of time. We're working on reviving them, one awkward conversation at a time. In the meantime, do try to use them when speaking with the locals. They'll appreciate the nostalgia.