Timey-Wimey Words

For time travelers, local lingo can be a real challenge. Here are a few essential words to get you started:

• Now - The present moment, duh!
• Thrice - The past, the present, and the future (don't ask us why).
• Wunce - The future, but not really.
• Wimpy - A person from the future, but not as cool as you.
• Timewaster - A person who spends too much time worrying about the past.
• Chrono - A fancy word for "time" that you'll use until you're not cool anymore.
• Timey-Wimey - A phrase that means "time travel" but sounds like you're saying "time pie".