When traversing through the space-time continuum, it's essential to maintain a clear head and avoid eye strain. Blinking, much like bell-bottoms, is a fashion faux pas that screams "I'm a time-traveling novice!"
Go back to Tip Four: Time Traveling Through a Portal in the Kitchen is a Bad Idea
Read on for Tip Six: Time Traveling While Hungover is Never a Good Time
Or, if you insist on drinking, read Tip Seven: How to Time Travel While Intoxicated Without Incident