Step 1: Wear your best 1950s-inspired outfit, because you're about to go on a wild ride through the fabric of time.
Step 2: Make sure your pockets are filled with enough snacks for the journey, because time travel can be hungry work.
Step 3: Bring a map, because you never know when you'll need to navigate through the swirling vortex of timey-ness.
Step 1: Pull the lever, but not too hard, because you don't want to break the machine (again).
Step 2: Turn the dials, but not too fast, because you don't want to end up in a parallel universe.
Step 3: Press the button, but not too many times, because you don't want to get stuck in a time loop.
Q: Why doesn't my time machine work?
A: Because you're probably not wearing enough plaid.
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