Warning: the following list of timestream regrets may cause existential dread, temporal dislocation, and spontaneous combustion.
1. Not Investing in Bitcoin - 10,000x regret for that missed opportunity.
2. Not Attending the 1985 Diet Coke Reunion - A can of Coke was not enough.
3. Not Piloting The Aerthys, The Greatest Ship Ever Built - A lifetime of what-ifs.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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