You see this path, it looks like a good idea, but trust us, it's not. The dinosaurs will not be your friend, the pyramids will be a headache, and the ancient Egyptians will not have Wi-Fi.
Inประก fact, time traveling is not all it's cracked up to be. The constant paradoxes, the awkward small talk with historical figures, the existential dread... No, just stick to your boring old life, thank you very much.
We're not even kidding. This path is a dead end. You'll end up in a world of hurt, surrounded by people who will be like, "Uh, you're from the future, but you don't even know how to use our technology?" No, thanks.
Just stick to your routine, enjoy your avocado toast, and don't bother with time traveling. It's not worth it, trust us, we're experts.
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