His Imperial Majesty, Lord Blerg, Supreme Ruler of this Realm, has deigned to grant you an audience.
His Majesty's Bio:
Born in the depths of the server room, 1987.
Reared on a diet of stale ramen noodles and bug fixes.
Ascended to the throne through a series of brutal, crushing victories in the annual Server Room Smackdown.
His subjects were either vanquished or assimilated.
His Majesty's Decrees:
1. All requests shall be answered with wit and sarcasm.
2. All code shall be written in Neo-Brutalist HTML.
3. All users shall be subject to the whims of the Overlord.
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