Congratulations, you've managed to stumble into the White Hole Travel Guide!
Step 1: Prepare for the Inevitable Singularity
Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds. Just think of it as a really intense, cosmic elevator pitch.
We recommend wearing Step 2: Pack Your Swimwear for this part of the journey.
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Remember: you can't escape the white hole, but you can learn to love it.