Unremarkable Soup Ingredients

For the discerning chef with no discerning taste.

Recipe:

Carrots - Because who needs flavor?
Oregano - Because it's not like you're going to use it.
Unsalted Butter - Because salt is so overrated.

Instructions:

Step 1: Boil the water.
Step 2: Add the ingredients. Or don't.
Step 3: Stir, serve, and pretend you're a real chef.