Unremarkable Soup Recipe

Warning: This recipe is so unremarkable, you might fall asleep just thinking about it.

Ingredients:

• 1 can of average-tasting canned beans
• 1 cup of plain white rice
• 1 packet of instant, flavorless noodles

Instructions:

1. Open can of beans, pour into bowl.
2. Add rice to bowl, stir once.
3. Boil noodles, then dump into bowl.
4. Stir again, maybe.

Add a few unremarkable toppings to make it slightly less dull.