Chompers the Clumsy - BBQ Recipes for the Uncoordinated
Our Featured Recipe:
Spontaneous Combustion Sliders: A recipe for those who like a little excitement with their BBQ.
Ingredients:
- 1 pack of beef
- 1 pack of buns
- 1 can of hairspray
- 1 can of lighter fluid
- 1 tablespoon of regret
- 1 teaspoon of 'I should've used a fork'
Instructions:
1. Spray the bunsประกg with hairspray
2. Set them on fire with the lighter fluid
3.ประกg While they're still smoldering, toss on a piece of beef and pray for the best.
4. Serve immediately and bask in the glory of your questionable culinary skills.
Side Effects:
Uncontrollable sweating
Spontaneous human combustion
A strong stomachache
Regret
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