Chompers The Clumsy's most prized possession: a 1987 model, hand-measured, 3-tiered, stainless steel grill
Chompers, the self-proclaimed "Lord of the Sides" has spent decades perfecting the art of slow-cooking. His grill is a marvel of industrial design, crafted with love and a few well-placed duct-tapes.
Chompers' secret ingredient? A dash of desperation. A pinch of neglect. A whole lot of duct-tape.