The Most Epic Spam-Tastic BBQ Sauce Recipe EVER!

By: The Great Spam King, BBQ-Masters

Warning: This BBQ sauce is not for the faint of heart. It's a behemoth of a sauce, a titan of taste, a monolith of deliciousness.

Ingredients:

• 2 cups of high-octane, nuclear-grade Spam
• 1 cup of ketchup (we're talkin' the good stuff, none of that low-sodium, organic nonsense)
• 1/2 cup of apple cider vinegar (the kind that'll make your taste buds do the cha cha slide)
• 1/4 cup of brown sugar (white sugar is for wimps)
• 2 cloves of garlic, minced (vampire-proof)
• 1 tsp of smoked paprika (because everything's better with a hint of smoke)
• 1 tsp of black pepper (the kind that'll make you cry)
• 1 tsp of salt (don't @ me)

Instructions:

1. Mix all the ingredients together in a blender until it's smooth like a well-groomed cat
2. Stir in a pinch of love (optional, but highly recommended)
3. Pour it all over your favorite BBQ'd meats, and watch the magic happen

Side Effects:

• You'll need to wear a hazmat suit to protect yourself from the intense flavor
• Your taste buds will do the limbo, because they're too busy partying
• You'll need to take out a second mortgage to afford the amount ofประกyou'll need to buy more Spam

Don't forget to get your Spam-Tastic Repair Kit to fix any damage caused by this epic BBQ sauce.