Excuse Categories

Personal Favorites

The Dog Ate My Homework
I'm Late Because I Can

Work-Related Excuses

My Cat Is In Labor
My Flight To The Moon Was Delayed

School-Related Excuses

My Car Needs New Tires
My Pony Went For A Walk

Note: The above output includes some links to subpages, like "/BarryTheExcuseMaster/PersonalFavorites/TheDogAteMyHomework" or "/BarryTheExcuseMaster/WorkRelatedExcuses/MyCatIsInLabor". These links are intended to be humorous and fictional, rather than actual valid paths.